Everyone has a bit of stalker in them. You meet someone - get curious about what they do when you are not around - or what the hell they are doing instead of calling you - cause it has been like 2 whole days since your last date.
You drive by their work - house - school. A couple of times - 10 times maximum - in an hour.
In a borrowed car with a hat, wig, and sunglasses.
You Park. You Wait. You Watch. You have Binoculars. Ahem.
Well at least that is how I think a stalker would behave. Of course, having only been the stalkee I am merely hypothesizing.
So how do you know when you have crossed that line? You know the one that takes you into batshit crazy - white coats - police & handcuffs territory? A recent news story tickled me.
You drive by their work - house - school. A couple of times - 10 times maximum - in an hour.
In a borrowed car with a hat, wig, and sunglasses.
You Park. You Wait. You Watch. You have Binoculars. Ahem.
Well at least that is how I think a stalker would behave. Of course, having only been the stalkee I am merely hypothesizing.
So how do you know when you have crossed that line? You know the one that takes you into batshit crazy - white coats - police & handcuffs territory? A recent news story tickled me.
A woman died (yes it is tragic - no peeps I am not making fun - just using this as a valuable lesson) cause she got stuck in the chimney of the man she was
Her body was found in the chimney 2 days after she went missing. The babysitter noticed a strange liquid dripping and a foul smell coming from the chimney. How many of you would have checked that shit out? I can tell you that I am a HUGE ASS chicken shit. I would have called 911, the fire department, my mommy, and got the hell OUT! I still look under my bed at night before I get in it - no way this chick would have been anywhere near a leaky foul smelling chimney.
The male newscaster pointed out she was crazy - ya think Einstein? But I think he missed the point. He chuckle-chuckle-snorted through the story - just another crazy woman after her man. But, dear readers, that is NOT why Dr. Heart Chickadee was batshit crazy. Perhaps, a tad over-persistent. Of course we do not know what the prick boyfriend did to drive her nuts. We should not judge.
How do I know she was crazy? What women on this planet - I don't care what size her clothes - thinks she is small enough to fit down a friggin' chimney flu?? Once you climbed up onto the roof and looked down the narrow dark insect filled hole would reality not bitch-slap you? Or would you look down and think should I go head or feet first?
BTW - she went down feet first.
What is the craziest thing you have done??
Hugs~
Tracie
BTW - she went down feet first.
What is the craziest thing you have done??
Hugs~
Tracie
10 comments:
OMG! His name must be Steve.
I've stalked, er, observed an ex when he was on a date with some skank but that's about it. I'm a big old chicken. I stick with the Ben and Jerry's and sappy movies.
I don't stalk. I've been stalked. A few times.
The most recent was by this blogger assbag. He checked my blog like 25 times a day to see what I was posting, and twittered about me and wrote letters to women bloggers telling them what a big meanie I am. *snort*
I just want to know who the fuck twitters, unless they are John Mayer or in 7h grade? Oh wait...even John Mayer has given it up.
The best part was I was able to get his manpanties all twisted up his fat hairy ass without even mentioning his name once!
Ya..I'm good like that. *giggle*
He sent his twitter posse after me, all TWO of them and they told me to stop picking on him. What kind of man sends a woman to defend his pussy ass....I dunno?
Ennnneway, me and the girlies had quite a good laugh or ten over it in private posts and chats in a private blog. Ya know...what adults who don't twitter do!
There you have it...my stalker story!
Lovin the new place, mama. Keep up the good work.
xoxo
~vk~
Oh, my favorite part...I have 11 new followers who I tracked from his twitter link!
That would make it
Assbag: 2
~vk~ 11
Whhhhewwww doggies.
I sure as shit had a lot to say today, huh!
Snuggle - no sappy movies here - i'm an action girl ;)
VK - you are always welcome to post away. that guy is a douche. i've only been stalked once - not pretty - not something i generally talk about.
thank you ladies for your posts!
Are you freaking kidding me!? That's nuts. I'd be way to scared to go down a chimney, I don't care how bad I want the guy.
But then again... I've never really wanted a guy that bad... or maybe bad enough to get BSC???
I'm never sure if I'm being stalked... and if I ever was, they must have been terrible at it, and that's just my luck too, to get the horrible stalkers.
Sigh.
Great post girl!
I am not sure you are ready to know what the craziest thug is that I have done! Of course now if I tell you it will be anti climatic!
Mike w
Shelle honey I am SURE you have been stalked - that is meant as a compliment - LOL.
Hmmmm - anon - you should have your own blog!!
BEB - I totally forgot about the wacky astronaut. No chimney slide or adult diaper wearing for ANYone!
-ps- don't be stalking the VK - she has fierce posse!
Awwww, Bader, I loooove when you stalk me!
Btw...I stalk Shelle. I mean...have you seen her? Eeeesh. I can't control myself.
Please don't neber eber tell her though. I so don't want to be busted!
Ummmm and ya...what Tracie said.
Fierce I tell you!
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